Monday, March 5, 2012

Clubhouse Icons | Profound Truths | Betty White

Hello & Happy Monday
While out strolling around 
cyber city 
I recently ran across 
a familiar face 

No introductions needed right 
at this point unless you've been living in some emo pod 
beneath ground for the last 100 years 
chances are you know 

It seems Betty has been spotted out recently 
highly comical, oddly riveting, and profound truths such as the following 

“Why do people say, “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you want to be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

or how about this one

“Oh, I don’t need sleep. I just went to my hotel and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.”

and then there's this

“Well ladies, as I used to say to My loving husband, Irving, of 55 years… what are you waiting for, stupid? Eat it.”

and of course we can't leave off without posting this one 

“I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.”

Gotta Love Betty Right